Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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