Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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