As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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