haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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