Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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