Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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