Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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