you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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