I am puke
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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