i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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