Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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