In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
