I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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