Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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