that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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