That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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