the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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