Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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