Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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