My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
