I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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