the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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