i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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