Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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