Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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