3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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