Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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