also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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