how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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