u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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