I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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