I hate your face
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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