Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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