Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize