If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
