i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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