She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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