i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
time to smoke my breakfast
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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