omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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