You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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