could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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