Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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