what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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you had me at cake vodka
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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