I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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