There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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