windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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