all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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