After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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