well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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