he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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