mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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