He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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