and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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